Updated: Jul 8
1. Wedding Humor - Boss Son
One employee to another, "And when the boss' son starts work here next week remember that he's not supposed to have any special privileges or authority. Treat him just like you would anyone who is due to take over the whole company in a year or two."
2. Wedding Humor - Truck Driver and Lawyer
A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up thep priest and give him a ride. A ways down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct course with the lawyer. Then he thought, "Oh no, I have a priest in the truck. I can't run down this lawyer," and at the last second the truck driver swerved to miss the lawyer.
Regardless, the truck driver heard a thump outside of the truck. He looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything. He turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of the road."
And the priest replied, "Don't worry son. I got him with my door."
3. Wedding Humor - Spending Too Much Again
Ricky was telling his father about his new girlfriend. He said, "Since I met her I can't eat, drink, or sleep."
"Why's that?" asked his father. "Because," he said, "I'm broke."
4. Wedding Humor - All about Women
5. Wedding Humor - Out Late
A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card game. "You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said. "First, I kill the engine a block from the house and coast into the garage. Then I open the door slowly. Next I take off my shoes and tiptoe to our room. But just as I'm about to slide into bed, she always wakes up and gives me grief."
"I make a big racket when I go home," his friend said.
"Sure. I honk the horn, slam the door, turn on all the lights, stomp up to the bedroom and give my wife a big kiss. 'Hi, sweetie,' I say. 'How about a little smooch for your husband?"'
"And what does she say?" his friend asked in disbelief.
"She doesn't say anything," his buddy replied. "She always pretends she's asleep."
6. Wedding Humor - University Joke
When I was in Indiana a few years back, I ordered an iced tea and asked the waitress if she would like to hear a good Notre Dame joke. A look of stern disapproval formed on her face.
"Listen," she whispered. "See those two big guys on your left? They are both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame.
That guy in the corner is Notre Dame's all-time champion weight lifter. And that fellow with him lettered in three sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"
"Nah, guess not," I replied. "I wouldn't want to explain it five times."